Slang for male testicles, penis, or both usually used in a negative manner.
You're such a howards.
by rebarama January 12, 2011
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A way to destroy your gullible friends
Boy- Hey do you know Howard?
Girl- No, who’s Howard?
Boy- HOWARD DEEZ NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH
by deeznutszz June 4, 2021
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A boy that thinks he is a man and treats women like shit, is hypocritcal and is a disgrace to the military.
Howard is so....Howard!
by hown dawg June 9, 2005
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To be sheep like in every way. Stalker like with a van, also has a bed in it. Thicker beard than Newman.
by Inharmonic November 24, 2008
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Defining word of one being extraordinarily homosexual in nature; how one composes themselves in a very homosexually promiscuous manner.

Also refers to the sexual organ of a male Leoplaridon; derogitive slang
Bill is being such a Howard right now, i wish he wasn't so gay.
by tin cans June 13, 2009
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Southwestern Wisconsin term for someone who is full of themselves when it comes to physical fitness, usually is the biggest suck-up around their friends parents, girls, teachers, coaches, etc. Follows in the footsteps of the stereotypical Jewish person but doesn't have very good street smarts. This person is also addicted to pornography and may talk about sex quite often even though they aren't partaking in sexual activity themselves except for excessive masturbation.
As a kid in school is trying to flirt with the hottest girl by explaining how much weight he lifts another group of kids are explaining how much of a howard he is.
by coachskinny February 22, 2010
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A man who forgets what he said in 2 seconds.

Usually will be found saying “Happy Tuesday
If encountered stay on sidewalk.
Dylan:Yo daddy Howard!
Daddy Howard: Get on sidewalk boy do you want ic!?!
by PhobicPotato March 21, 2018
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