Pronouned: Hue - stoned.
Being wrongly accused by the police for carrying a firearm you have a permit for.
Being wrongly accused by the police for carrying a firearm you have a permit for.
Jeremiah was houstoned when tackled from behind by police while he was dancing at a concert on the University Lawns. They believed he illegally carried a gun.
by Godfrey Bouillon May 26, 2007
The most boring city to travel in the US. The only times Houston is on the news is when a chemical plant blows up or there's a Category 4 hurricane coming the way.
Despite how boring it is, it a great place to live. Cost of living is low, housing is dirt cheap, it is very diverse, and there are jobs everywhere. A ton of people from California moves to Houston to escape high cost of living and overly liberal policies
Despite how boring it is, it a great place to live. Cost of living is low, housing is dirt cheap, it is very diverse, and there are jobs everywhere. A ton of people from California moves to Houston to escape high cost of living and overly liberal policies
Person 1: Hey, I'm moving to Houston
Person 2: Nice! I bet you'll save like $10,000,000,000 by leaving California
Person 2: Nice! I bet you'll save like $10,000,000,000 by leaving California
by StormBread September 3, 2020
by AManDuh69696969 November 15, 2018
Bill: Glad you made it to the tailgate so early! In before 10!
Dave: Heck yea! Let's get to drinking.
Bill: We're going to get so Houstoned.
Dave: Heck yea! Let's get to drinking.
Bill: We're going to get so Houstoned.
by gramthrax February 16, 2012
The most caring person you will ever meet. Sometimes stubborn but you'll love him no matter what. He will stand by your side forever and love you for eternity.
by S8tan_666 March 26, 2019
A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.
by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021
Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.
by Houston Jones June 22, 2019