5 definitions by StormBread
The most boring city to travel in the US. The only times Houston is on the news is when a chemical plant blows up or there's a Category 4 hurricane coming the way.
Despite how boring it is, it a great place to live. Cost of living is low, housing is dirt cheap, it is very diverse, and there are jobs everywhere. A ton of people from California moves to Houston to escape high cost of living and overly liberal policies
Despite how boring it is, it a great place to live. Cost of living is low, housing is dirt cheap, it is very diverse, and there are jobs everywhere. A ton of people from California moves to Houston to escape high cost of living and overly liberal policies
Person 1: Hey, I'm moving to Houston
Person 2: Nice! I bet you'll save like $10,000,000,000 by leaving California
Person 2: Nice! I bet you'll save like $10,000,000,000 by leaving California
by StormBread September 3, 2020
Man, I love going to school in Houston, it's very diverse and the people are respectful and well behaved. The only issue is my class rank is shit even though my grades are good.
by StormBread September 18, 2021
A total shithole where anyone who is Asian or LGBT won’t go a year without having a hate crime on them.
I heard Bob Chen got murdered by some heroin addict who hated Asians. Probably should’ve stayed out of Maryland.
by StormBread September 24, 2021
A complete shithole. Everyone loves DC except for people who live there. Random literally get shot in the middle of streets in broad daylight. People are also very racist and have an extreme hatred for Asians.
How to die
Step 1: Be Asian
Step 2: Be gay
Step 3: Go to Washington DC
Some gangsta in a doo-rag will shoot you
Step 1: Be Asian
Step 2: Be gay
Step 3: Go to Washington DC
Some gangsta in a doo-rag will shoot you
by StormBread November 22, 2021
A state where everyone else in the US thinks is full of cowboys but is actually full of femboys, Asians, rednecks, Mexicans, oil, Indians, and grass.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Texas
Person 1: howdy partna!
Person 2: God darn it, I’m going to have have one of these talks again.
Person 2: Texas
Person 1: howdy partna!
Person 2: God darn it, I’m going to have have one of these talks again.
by StormBread November 22, 2021