Slanted Skyscrapers

How an intellectual should name tilted towers. Only experienced players will understand and comprehend it.

Friend: "Okay boys let's drop at Tilted Towers"

An intellectual: "I think you mean Slanted Skyscrapers buddy"

by King_Reinhardt May 30, 2018

Skyscraper

To take a shit on the metal part of a bathroom toilet if there is no bowl

"My God , I totally Skyscraper'ed that airport toilet!"

by TOMBOMCFAREN June 23, 2015

Skin Skyscraper

A well-endowed erection so majestic that the tip is hidden in the clouds

Boi: hey girl you know what you're about to have in common with Jack
Thot: no and who's Jack?
Boi: you're gonna be climbing something reaching so far in the air that you can't see where it ends from down here but it's no beanstalk 😈 it's a Skin Skyscraper

by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019

Lithuanian Skyscraper

The act of inserting one's cranium within their partner's vagina. They then stand up, imitating a skyscraper.

"I can see my house thanks to this Lithuanian Skyscraper!"
"*Muffled noises*"

by Nut_meme May 5, 2018

horizontal skyscraper

A building that may only be a few floors but goes on for hundreds of meters.

Wow, this building is only 5 stories high but a high mile long. Yep, that's a horizontal skyscraper.

by eddieQ March 6, 2016

Skyscraper Sadness

Definition: (n.)The depression or feelings of unhappiness that arise from living in a dense urban dwelling.

See also: big city blues, high rise heartache

Joe hated New York city. The packed subway system and endless concrete gave him the worst case of Skyscraper sadness.

by Salie Davis May 9, 2021

Meth skyscraper

A rickety 8 story tower located in south east texas, made of broken sheetrock panels, rotted 2x4s and old plywood. This can house uo to 100 methheads and can cook 1000 pounds of crystal meth at a time.

Wow, that's a nice meth skyscraper

by anonymous December 4, 2019