A senile old man or woman who has forgotten how to drive and is allowed far too many priveledges just for living through this hell we call life regardless of all their retirement benefits and 401k plans.
1. Dude, that senior in the Buick almost ran over my kid.
2. Old man: Can I have the senior discount?
Today's wayward youth: You just got a social security check for $300,000! Why should you get a discount?
Old man: Because I'm old.
Today's wayward youth: Go to hell!
2. Old man: Can I have the senior discount?
Today's wayward youth: You just got a social security check for $300,000! Why should you get a discount?
Old man: Because I'm old.
Today's wayward youth: Go to hell!
by Timbolicious November 20, 2007
a medical issue that occurs when one becomes a senior, this is usually caused by a lot of stress put on a student in the freshman, sophomore, and junior years, this bug causes major laziness and is a cause for many lazy students who just want to get out of there
by ?????????BIGDOG????????? September 11, 2006
A common virus that infects all teenagers usually in their second semester of the school year that may cause them to sleep, slack, and generally not pay attention in all of their classes until their teachers become annoyed with their lifess presence.
by Yeslec January 15, 2009
Senioritis: A term used colloquially in the United States and Canada to describe the decreased motivation toward studies displayed by students who are nearing the end of their high school or college careers. It is typically said to include slowness, procrastination, apathy regarding school work, and a tendency toward truancy.
Many high school and college students find themselves in a type of lame duck situation: their plans are made and a new chapter in their life is about to begin, so finishing the current chapter (the current term separating them from graduation) becomes just a formality or "holding pattern."
Many high school and college students find themselves in a type of lame duck situation: their plans are made and a new chapter in their life is about to begin, so finishing the current chapter (the current term separating them from graduation) becomes just a formality or "holding pattern."
by hotice February 1, 2008
noun. A deadly, vicious disease that struck seniors (12th graders) when they get sick of high school and cause them to get more lazy, down, and tired.
by asianvirtuous March 18, 2003
When seniors in high school begin to not only be sick of school, but also of their fellow classmates.
"I used to really enjoy hanging out with Sarah, but after four years of dealing with her antics, I've realized that my senioritis has really turned me off to hanging out with her! She's so annoying!"
by Melanie. December 29, 2005
"Jimmy hasn't given a fuck for weeks!
It's okay, he has Senioritis."
"Johnny hasn't shown up for class all week", "Yeah, I know man, Senioritis hit hard this year."
It's okay, he has Senioritis."
"Johnny hasn't shown up for class all week", "Yeah, I know man, Senioritis hit hard this year."
by bagelskill September 13, 2011