A senile old man or woman who has forgotten how to drive and is allowed far too many priveledges just for living through this hell we call life regardless of all their retirement benefits and 401k plans.
1. Dude, that senior in the Buick almost ran over my kid.
2. Old man: Can I have the senior discount?
Today's wayward youth: You just got a social security check for $300,000! Why should you get a discount?
Old man: Because I'm old.
Today's wayward youth: Go to hell!
The plastic blonde bimbo that captures the hearts of many young girls. She can get her way with anything. She appearently has the greatest boyfriend on earth, the greatest sisters, a new car every week, a new house, including a pool, every month, and even her very own mermaid clone. ect...
I want to be just like Barbie! That bitch has everything!