That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.
"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."

by Matt June 18, 2006
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A snacky fierce latina. Who has a minor obsession in raccoons and neighborhood dogs. Watch out or she will force her Bernie ideologies unto you. Be aware to not leave your food unattended around her or she will eat it. Defend your honor and don’t allow her to bully you about your big head or bunions. Above all remember she is a beautiful , loving and caring human. Often mistaken for an angel.
Watch out hide your forehead , snacks and bunions because Angela Lorena is on the way here.
by Blazekidd November 1, 2021
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A vindictive bitch, originally from Ecuador, who sliced her husband's penis off.
Don't go anywhere near Lorena Bobbitt, or if you do, guard your privates.
by Lady Michiru Kaiou February 26, 2009
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A scene queen in training. She's different from most of them, tho. She's a hybrid: somewhere between a 80s scene, bubblegum scene, and a hardcore. She refers to this as strobe scene.. I know her personally and i thought she was just a girl with a dumbass hair cut and a sweet ass who needed to lay off cheetah eye make up and shut the fuck up about BMO thr robot. Then i got to know her. Shes fuckin awsome.
Lorena lucid hater: wtf if wrong with ur hair cut, emo-ass bitch.
Lorena lucid: did it myself. And fyi emo is a type of music, and if u reduce ppl to labels, then u must spend a lot of time at home thinkin about insults while u shove a carrot up ur ass!
Lorena lucid haters bf: shut the fuck up.
Lorena lucid: quit sticking ur dick in ur moms vacumn cleaner cuz ur prude of a fuckin gf wont suck ur dick.
Random guy (to lorena): nice ass, sexy.
Lorena lucid: thx xoxoxo
by Hellocruelworld December 28, 2012
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She is the most beautiful person ever. She is smart and you honestly don't deserve her. She will care for you like never before. If she tells you she hates you she literally will take a bullet for you. If you see her tell her she is beautiful.
Wow she is cute she must be Lorena Vega.
by From Ale your best friend October 19, 2019
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A female sexual sadist, not exactly a criminal, from the US State of Virginia.
Lorena Bobbitt is not a criminal, IMHO , because cutting off a guy's penis after he raped you is not considered a crime, just a sadistic, cruel and unusual punishment
by Sexydimma December 3, 2015
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When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.
by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008
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