It's a good thing my roommate's laptop was wearing a condom, or things could have gotten pretty sticky last night.
My laptop wears a pink condom.
He said he wanted to get a laptop condom to protect his case from getting scratched, but we all knew why he really needed one.
My laptop wears a pink condom.
He said he wanted to get a laptop condom to protect his case from getting scratched, but we all knew why he really needed one.
by the prince of retardia October 5, 2010
"Dad, I NEED a new laptop! This one is already two years old. That's THIRTY-TWO in laptop years! I can't go to high school with thirty-two-year-old laptop."
"Yeah, my laptop is five years old. That's EIGHTY in laptop years. Sure, she's grumpy and slow, but I'm used to the keyboard and I know where all my programs are. It's like this old La-Z-Boy: molded to my butt."
"Yeah, my laptop is five years old. That's EIGHTY in laptop years. Sure, she's grumpy and slow, but I'm used to the keyboard and I know where all my programs are. It's like this old La-Z-Boy: molded to my butt."
by Kate Saybrook December 11, 2009
Dell Inspiron. The Dell Inspiron (/ˈɪnspɪrɒn/ IN-spirr-on, stylized as inspiron) is a computer product line produced by Dell as a range of affordable laptop computers, desktop computers and all-in-one computers.
by DictionaryWifi February 18, 2019
a phrase that means "Having homosexual relations". Popularized in October 2009 by two airline pilots that over-shot their intended destination to Minneapolis and broke radio communication for almost an hour. They couldn't come up with a valid excuse for what happened and tried to cover up the event (very poorly I might add).
Boss: "What the hell where you two doing in the stock room together!?"
HomoA: "Uh.... we were arguing..."
HomoB: "We were Working on Laptops! Yeah! That's it..."
Boss: "Hmmm... don't know if I'm buying that one you queers"
HomoA: "Uh.... we were arguing..."
HomoB: "We were Working on Laptops! Yeah! That's it..."
Boss: "Hmmm... don't know if I'm buying that one you queers"
by DudeA October 28, 2009
An older laptop that is now exclusively used for surfing porn. All the internet favorites are porn sites and it's typically loaded with spyware and viruses.
Dude, can I use your laptop; I need to buy some shit on Amazon.
Sure man, just know that it's my porn laptop and your credit card info will be public information. And don't mess with my favorites!
Sure man, just know that it's my porn laptop and your credit card info will be public information. And don't mess with my favorites!
by twinsfan7 November 20, 2009
A moment of enlightenment occurs in which a man knows he will need some form of entertainment such as a laptop for his rapidly approaching dump.
After Fred ate two Chipotle burritos, he took a Laptop Dump to keep himself entertained for the arduous task ahead.
by Chief_Lifeguard123 July 13, 2010
(noun) The result of placing some messy, sticky, and smelly mass upon the keyboard of a laptop or notebook computer. Then the screen is swiftly shut upon the mass therefore permanently damaging the computer. A favorite substance of use is one's own shit because of it inexpensive and readily available nature. Reported incidences of laptop sandwiches have been increasing in recent years, especially on college campuses. Generally those who have received a laptop sandwich are hated by several others and often times known as douchebags.
1)You best stop making all of your floormates so angry with you or you are bound to your laptop sandwiched.
2)That kid is such a douche. We have gotta sandwich his laptop.
3)I don't have to go, its your turn to shit in this laptop sandwitch.
2)That kid is such a douche. We have gotta sandwich his laptop.
3)I don't have to go, its your turn to shit in this laptop sandwitch.
by Lars Jensen April 12, 2006