KIA is Korean slang for a blowjob that is interrupted prematurely due to the presence of parents, children, police, etc.
by Jae-Bong June 24, 2019
by Old Orange82 July 29, 2017
by nick walsh 693 February 16, 2009
The Underground CIA. One who has insider information and/or disinformation about a wide variety of topics and subjects. Bullshit artist.
"Man, that KIA sure winded me with her viewpoints and persepctives on the psychosocial manipulation and subversion of the masses!"
by KIA - Underground Authority November 11, 2007
Greg: Yo Frank I just got you a new car!
Frank: Why the fuck would you give me a Kia I hate that shit
Greg: I work at a fucking Raleys you should be thankful
Frank: Why the fuck would you give me a Kia I hate that shit
Greg: I work at a fucking Raleys you should be thankful
by Rotten_Cum December 16, 2021
An annoying scene girl who is freakishly tall. Usually stands somewhat like a child who has to pee very badly. Also Kias are very likely to have a septum piercing, which they will play with a lot. Giving the illusion that they always have they’re fingers up they’re nose. Kias may also be very skinny and in need of a sandwich.
"Did you see how that girl was standing?!"
"Yeah, she looked like a kia!"
"Whoa! Did you see that Kia?!"
"Yeah, she looked like a kia!"
"Whoa! Did you see that Kia?!"
by Alice Crowely January 8, 2009
by Ezbest February 28, 2022