17 definitions by Rotten_Cum

Matcha Tea

Put boiling hot water and a bag of weed in a persons mouth

Some guy pissed me off so fucking badly I gave him matcha tea (he screamed like a bitch)

by Rotten_Cum September 5, 2021

Matcha Tea

A delicious type of tea that will fill you up with energy

Gosh Veronica the Matcha Tea I had was so refreshing

by Rotten_Cum September 5, 2021

Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 28, 2022

October 2nd

Slap yo homies ass cheeks day

You already know what day it is big shawty it’s October 2nd you know what that means…

by Rotten_Cum September 22, 2021

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by Rotten_Cum December 27, 2022

Vagina

I don’t have one so this doesn’t really mean anything is it like a butthole?

Woman: I have a vagina

Man: I have a penis
Woman: I think mine fell off

(laughs sexually)

by Rotten_Cum December 19, 2021

Kia

A shitty car

Greg: Yo Frank I just got you a new car!
Frank: Why the fuck would you give me a Kia I hate that shit
Greg: I work at a fucking Raleys you should be thankful

by Rotten_Cum December 16, 2021