Keister Bunny

(noun); a fictitious and raunchy character that appears during Easter and is known for perverse behavior and grabbing ass.

"It appears that you have been goosed by The Keister Bunny, Bill.."

by Wenatchee Guy March 23, 2008

Keister Bunny

SISSYWHORE PRISONBITCHSHERRYOUSBLACKOWNED

The Keister bunny ended up spending the three day holiday in a special"filming cell" outfitted with cameras. the cell is used to video training films for cell extractions, finding contraband,etc. for the holiday, it is being used to add to the popular PUSSYASS TRAINED TO BE A PRISON BITCH SOLD TO THE CRIPS VOLUME 3: FACE FUCKING NO HOLDS BARRED.

by Sherryousissywhore April 25, 2020

Keister Egg Hunt

On Easter Sunday the priest makes sure to check every alter boy for hidden eggs in their rectal cavitity.

On Easter Sunday, Father O'Brien did a "keister egg hunt" and searched every ass in the church for hidden eggs!

by StiffPeter1015 March 31, 2018

Keister Logan Richardson IV

A four way hybrid of god, a simp,Brittany Spears, and bo Jackson

I saw keister Logan Richardson IV hit 100 dingers with Bridget the bat the other day

by Big esko April 30, 2020

Keister Feaster

Someone who constantly fantasizes about giving and receiving oral to anal stimulation.

Given that your girlfriend always talks about eating ass, I bet she's a real Keister Feaster.

by Satan's Sphinxter October 18, 2020

Keister Logan Richardson IV

Is a rare 4 way hybrid of god ,a gay man ,a simp, and mike trout

Y’all see that keister Logan Richardson IV take Bridget to town.

by Big esko April 30, 2020

keister

My sister

Hey keister hows it going

by CINNAMON JESUS October 16, 2023