Jiffy Wiz

A period of time. It is derived from the computer term jiffy, which is a clock (computer) dependent interval of time. It is so short that hundreds of thousand could pass and a human couldn’t even sense it. From the human perspective, with any passage of time the jiffies would just wiz by, hence the term “jiffy wiz”.

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Jiffy-puff

(noun) common result of a sascrotch (unkempt genital grooming) resulting in the elevation of undergarments away from body due to the pressure exerted outward from regional hair.

(1)"man did you see the jiffy-puff on that sascrotch?!?!"
(2)"yea, definitely an index of 2 inches on that one..."

by Cap'n Firecracker December 15, 2009

jiffy bag

a padded envelope in which all kinds of objects can be placed and posted without fear of breaking

I put my crack in the jiffy bag and mailed it to London

by prawnstar69 September 24, 2003

jiffy job

When a male spreads peanut butter on his genitalia and then has his dog lick it off.

Sarah: “Hey what happened to all the peanut butter?”
Tim: “I had Tinkerbell give me a jiffy job last night. I used the whole container.”

by Dr. Roboto October 18, 2017

Jiffy lust

The euphoric feeling of being the first to open a jar of peanut butter and seeing an untouched surface.

Marlon had a moment of Jiffy lust before he plunged his knife into the new jar of peanut butter.

by An Aries July 2, 2009

jiffy pop

Ilhan Omars turban

Abdul: I see they took Ilhan Omar off the Foreign Affairs Committee.

Bill: Yes, poor jiffy pop head.

by cut the cards March 26, 2023

Jiffy Slap

The act of applying peanut butter to your hand, and slapping someone across the face. It is most effective when performed on someone with a mild peanut allergy.

Person #1: He's such a jerk, next time I see him it's jiffy slap time.
Person #2: Use chunky, smooth just wont cut it.

by Ellis Lee September 27, 2011