definitely not a slut. whoever wrote that should die. the hottest, sexiest woman alive, whom i love dearly.
oo! you're so hot! you look like an iona!
by Abby April 26, 2004
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Hey did you just see Heather Iona Lawson? she is pretty, funny and smart. She is "irreplaceable" to me. I value her more than pringles..and life itself! I just wanted to let her know.
by SPHRDLY November 19, 2011
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The trashiest school in sauga that a bunch of asians go to, than the occasional black people, than the 1000 white girls that try and act black. The school constantly has a nice trade of kush and vape pens. The teachers are completely oblivious to the fact half their students show up high asf everyday. Located in the most ghetto part of sauga (clk) u might randomly get stabbed in the hallways. HAVE FUN!
What school u go to?
Iona catholic high school , where the students are HIGH in school everyday
by Ionalover101 November 21, 2017
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Amazing guy, best friend, super good looking, charming with girls, canny and humorous.
You don't interact with Iona matei? You should!
by Ala-alabama December 8, 2021
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It's pronounced Y-ona
C'mon Miss Dave it's that hard. It's pronounced Iona.
by Lil' Savidge November 16, 2021
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Generally a tall, handsome heart melter of a man, with a sexually provocative ponytail, that tends to consume large amounts of marijuana. He is generally known as "your dad", as he has had a sexual relationship with your mother at some point in time.
Eric Bugenhagen felt very threatened by Ionas presence.
by Mpetomatias November 20, 2021
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Looks like a potato chest is flat and white like a piece of paper is an absolute hoe and a bitch.
Bro she is such an Iona
by Bluepikachu 115 June 9, 2022
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