by GoNH004 April 26, 2006
When a Hubbard (uncool, slow, unfashionable, annoying, awkward or stupid cyclist) finds themselves in the hurt box whilst riding up a hill, and subsequently resorts to weaving across the road to reduce the gradient of a hill.
The weave may be intentional or unintentional.
The weave may be intentional or unintentional.
Garry the Hubbard from Military Rd likes to think himself a gifted cyclist. He rides lots - at least once a fortnight.
For this fortnights ride, he decides to head to the 'hills'. After riding 3% for a kilometre he finds himself questioning whether or not the protein shakes he has for breakfast have added to his muscle mass or waistline.
Two kilometres in, everything goes dark. He's hurting. He's weaving all over the road, barely staying upright.
He's doing the HURTING HUBBARD WEAVE.
For this fortnights ride, he decides to head to the 'hills'. After riding 3% for a kilometre he finds himself questioning whether or not the protein shakes he has for breakfast have added to his muscle mass or waistline.
Two kilometres in, everything goes dark. He's hurting. He's weaving all over the road, barely staying upright.
He's doing the HURTING HUBBARD WEAVE.
by J-rock from trailer park boys June 15, 2013
a seller of "blue peter" style lie-detectors,
a tin-can recycler of the worst kind,
a failed sci-fi writer (per the critics),
a successful sci-fi writer (per his bank manager),
a dopey dead dude.
a tin-can recycler of the worst kind,
a failed sci-fi writer (per the critics),
a successful sci-fi writer (per his bank manager),
a dopey dead dude.
I am totally bankrupt, she blubbered,
For the cash that I kept in the cupboard,
Was sent to the stars
by some men in flash cars
Who were trained by the late L. Ron Hubbard.
For the cash that I kept in the cupboard,
Was sent to the stars
by some men in flash cars
Who were trained by the late L. Ron Hubbard.
by Patrick_not_a_username June 13, 2006
Quite posaily the stupidest man to ever live on the face of the earth. Invented Scientologly. A terrible cult like reiligon. That belive lord Xenu put alien souls inside of you. The only way to get them out is with the e-machine AKA (tin cans).
by JBandBro, Eli Koz, Ncon3000 January 20, 2006
Noun, singular: A very fucked up little child, regularly linked to a traumatic childhood who goes on to do lame-ass things. Always a loser with no friends.
Synonyms: loser fucker
Synonyms: loser fucker
"Don't be such a Lafayette Ron Hubbard, Timmy!"
"God, what a tiny gherkin. You'd think you were Lafayette Ron Hubbard or something!"
"God, what a tiny gherkin. You'd think you were Lafayette Ron Hubbard or something!"
by Tromedlov July 29, 2008
"Man, If I could tell a lie like L ron Hubbard, I could get Tom Cruise to give me money.
-Friend #1
"If I could tell a lie as well as Moses I could make another world religion and have millions of them killed by Nazi's!"
-Friend #2
-Friend #1
"If I could tell a lie as well as Moses I could make another world religion and have millions of them killed by Nazi's!"
-Friend #2
by the retarded dictionary August 11, 2008