Burn the Evidence

to smoke a joint, bowl or roach. To smoke marijuana.

Hey Tone, I'm burnin' the evidence in here.

by Jordan Rishel August 17, 2004

evidence card

an act usually made by people who can't come to realize that their government could possibly be corrupt

Enlightened American- Dick Cheney is running this country and George Bush is a paid comedian.

Ignorant American- where the evidence at??

Enlightened American- There's a possibility that either our government or another group that the media doesn't report on could be behind 911.

Ignorant American- where the evidence at??
evidence card

by grathom January 4, 2008

youtube evidence

wild unsubstantiated facts or information that implies outlandish theories are factual

Have you seen the YouTube evidence that the government is totally run by bloodsucking psychic vampires?

by ask questions February 18, 2018

self-evident

not needing to be demonstrated or explained

man: Whats 2 + 2?
other man: Well that's self-evident.

by Danwel February 7, 2018

Anecdotal Evidence

Bullshit terminology made up by pseudo-intellectuals to dismiss anything that doesn't match up with their bullshit.

Dad claims my many links to people dying from the vaccine is "anecdotal evidence" which he never even looked at it because he think the feds will tell him the truth, just like how 9/11 was totally not a inside job.

by The Painful Reality May 5, 2021

damming evidence

Irrefutable proof that beavers have been busy at the roadside culvert or drainage-ditch.

D.O.T. worker: A huge mass of sticks and logs beside the bridge that crosses a brook is all the damming evidence I need that Eager and his flat-tailed buddies have been at it again.

by QuacksO February 28, 2019

self-evident

not needing to be demonstrated or explained; obvious

We hold these truths to be self-evident.

by bluestinger66 December 1, 2022