by The one and only January 9, 2005
The third book in the Twilight series written by Stephenie Meyer. The best of the series is Breaking Dawn this book is my least favorite and my least remembered. But alot of people say it is one of their favorites.
Sam: "My favorite books in the Twilight series are as follows 1.Breaking Dawn(4th book) 2.Twilight (1st book) 3.Eclipse (3rd book)4. New moon (2nd book)"
Tonya: "Mine are 1.Breaking Dawn 2.Twilight 3.New Moon 4.Eclipse"
Tonya: "Mine are 1.Breaking Dawn 2.Twilight 3.New Moon 4.Eclipse"
by TinySnow December 14, 2008
When your standing in front of a woman (nude mind you) and you position your dick/penis so that you insert from the behind. Thus achieving man's greatest accomplishment of all time. Better than the moon.
by Javi and Austin + Jose January 16, 2007
(derived from apocalypse)
A pus-filled apocalypse exacerbated by anti-vaxxers’ denial of science.
see Mad Max Wasteland
A pus-filled apocalypse exacerbated by anti-vaxxers’ denial of science.
see Mad Max Wasteland
Looking behind us now, across the count of time, down the long haul into history back. I sees the end what were the start.
It's the POX-ECLIPSE, full of pain!
And out of it were birthed crackling dust and fearsome time.
It's the POX-ECLIPSE, full of pain!
And out of it were birthed crackling dust and fearsome time.
by a random name generator April 13, 2019
The act of placing one of your ass cheeks firmly into the ass crack of another person and vice versa. Both parties must press as hard as they can, and complete the total eclipse. WARNING: THIS IS A TRUST EXERCISE! DO NOT FART!
My wife and I have never been that good at cuddling until we started Total Eclipsing.
That girl's ass is so thick I think she'd crush me if we tried Total Eclipsing!
It was so hot to watch those girls stop, drop, flip it, and start Total Eclipsing it.
She was so heartbroken after her boyfriend broke up with her. How was she to know she needed to fart during their Total Eclipsing?
ACT NOW AND GET THE "HOT ASSES TOTAL ECLIPSING Vol 5." NOW!!
That girl's ass is so thick I think she'd crush me if we tried Total Eclipsing!
It was so hot to watch those girls stop, drop, flip it, and start Total Eclipsing it.
She was so heartbroken after her boyfriend broke up with her. How was she to know she needed to fart during their Total Eclipsing?
ACT NOW AND GET THE "HOT ASSES TOTAL ECLIPSING Vol 5." NOW!!
by DMonkage May 14, 2014
When one of the female co-workers freaks out over being "underpaid" for the umpteenth time. They are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.
by running out of patience December 13, 2007
The penile eclipse resulting from Tim Tebow's first erection will likely block out the sun for decades, resulting in the end of life as we know it.
by Washooter September 3, 2012