dankspiration 

The feeling of inspiration one can get when eating or smoking (marijuana)

Sam: woah dude, i think i want to become a food critic!!

John: what a dankspiration lmao

dankspiration by str8upgucci February 11, 2015

drunkstumbling 

A normal form of ambulation in the mind of the drunk.

Anticipating a coordination challenge primarily because her drunkstumbling has led to falling so many times, our drunktard neighbor’s husband has moved absolutely everything away from the front porch entry.

drunkstumbling by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

drunksitting 

The act of looking after a friend who after a long night of drinking has regressed back to an approximate mental age of five. This can include taking away their phone to keep them from making calls/texts they will regret, keeping them from going to more parties/drinking more, giving them food to eat/feeding them, making sure they don't choke on their own vomit if they throw up.

Tanner: *has been drinking vodka all night* I'm going to another mixer!
Anne: Like hell you are!

Cami: You need to go to your room and sober up.

*Anne and Cami then take Tanners shoes and cellphone to keep him from going to the party, and bribe him with Moo Shu and Metalocalypse to ensure that he stays in for the night. *

the above is a perfect example of drunksitting

drunksitting by annesquared December 6, 2010

shootin ducks 

when ur pants are 2 short (showing above ur ankles)

ur grandpa's shootin ducks

shootin ducks by Jalana February 15, 2006

danksauce

Highly potent marijuana or cannabis (pot, weed, nugget, "the herb" etc.)It is used as an adjective. Probably costs 20 a "g" or so due to its danksauciness."

Also, this can be used for anything besides pot that needs to be described in the realms of excellence. For example you

- for example - Pothead Uno: "That right there is some danksauce ish son
Pothead Dos: "Straight up foo, lets cop that and get lit and jump off the roof of each others house!"

danksauce by Maudeulus November 8, 2006

Donks 

A nickname for a dude with a monstrous cock

Make sure Donks doesn’t wear any shorts. Last time we went to the pool, my girl couldn’t keep her eyes off that thing.

Donks by MerDer85 April 8, 2020

Dunkshit 

Thank you in mispronounced German

Person 1- i got u some chicken
Person 2- dunkshit

Dunkshit by Spidergiraffe June 1, 2015