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Davey Crocket 

When you are performing cunnilungus on a gal and while inserting your finger into her asshole, you shockingly connect with a turd, poking it back from which it came. The act resembles Davey Crocket tamping a musket ball down his musket barrel.

Also known as the Musketeer.
I performed the Davey Crocket on that girl's asshole, poked a little turd back up the tunnel.
Davey Crocket by Crocketman July 18, 2012
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Davey Crocket 

The act of resting each ball on the chicks eyes, and beating it till you bust on her face, then you rest your shaft along the bridge of her nose. If performed successfully the placement of your balls and shaft should resemble Davey Crocket's classic raccoon hat.
Last night I got so hammered, I picked up this diiiirrrrty hood-rat and pulled "A Davey Crocket" on her so I wouldnt have to look at her ugly mug.
Davey Crocket by Remik-ton Steele August 25, 2006

davey shavie 

When a man cuts his pubs off and puts them on a girls face and cums on her face to make it stick
davey shavie by Mental dan November 19, 2016

Davey Goodtimes 

We give davey goodtimes to women, to get them to do things they would not do sober.

Davey Haseley 

A certified Harley Davidson cranker and a jeep bro. Must drive a big rig with a mohawk and big earrings. Absolutely irresistible to the ladies. Will be the funniest guy at the club. He's a very mildly adequate at wheelies. Smart guy, very easy on the eyes.
Dude Davey Haseley took my grandma on a date last night he's the best!
Davey Haseley by Dot450 November 7, 2022

Davey Havok

Davey is the most HOT!! guy in the WHOLE.FUCKING.WORLD!!!!!! AFI rocks this fucking planet!1 He is not gay arent pathetic fuckheads either. im emo and not afraid to admit it! so those dikheads who hate AFI, go and get FUCKED!!!!!
Davey Havok by Jamie.A.Havok December 3, 2006

davey havok

the lead singer of the band AFI, and on top of being in a band he is also a clearly awsome person i mean the lyrics he writes are amazing... he has changed alot over the years but mainly his hair has changed the most, his current hairstyle is black of course.. in some kinda emo flipy thing,..he also rocks eyeshadow like no-other guy can.. personally i think this is the best davey's ever looked.
*davey havok walks in the room and everyone stares*

"look at him hes wearing eyeshadow! omg its kinda cool though.."