An extremely ugly person (usually a male) wearing short-shorts.
"Dude look at that guy over there" "Yeah do you see his Daveydukes? Damn he is ugly."
by gingerkid13 May 12, 2010
A mythical creature in which has a mullet and is most likely a hermaphrodite that wears short shorts. When you see it it is cursed ugliness so when you look at him you throw up for 9 hours straight. Every 1000 years he will find a mate named hayley.
"Holy shit did you see that daveyduke....bluuuugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg(constant barfing)."
by The Pale Horse May 14, 2010