Cuzzi Hoppin

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.

Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!

by Fanfin September 29, 2014

cuzzy crizzle

slang for a custard cream biscuit. this is a kind of biscuit popular in the United Kingdom.

"I'm gonna rassle me a cuzzy crizzle or two"

by random hoon June 3, 2009

cuzzi cola

noun: the salty, slightly carbonated liquid remains of your most recent ballcuzzi

Me: Joey, did you really drink the cuzzi cola?! Joey: Yeah, I thought the salty beverage would be relaxing because she ball bluezied me :l

by youcantcallabook! May 23, 2010

Dragon Ball-Cuzzi

The Pornographic film spin-off of the late 90's television cartoon series "Dragonball-Z."

"Dude, have you seen Dragon Ball-Cuzzi? My dick was like Goku's hair: Straight-up and hard."

by Peppers P July 12, 2009

Da Cuzzy Sharn

That one cuzzy named Sharn that is that best at vortexing

Da Cuzzy Sharn has a big Ure

Cuzzy 1 : getting any teke bro
da bro Sharn: yeah heaps
Cuzzy 2 : he's just flexing because he has lots of Mrs

Da Cuzzy Sharn has all the Mrs

by Mc L0VIN January 3, 2020

cuzzy

comfy but not fuzzy

big chungu: my socks are cuzzy
small chungu: ok

by cuzzyfire December 23, 2021

Cuzzie

Known to have a powerful stream or “Jet”. Typically described as the best one time goal scorer in Chel 3’s history.

I drank a lot of water, I gotta pee like Cuzzie.

I think i’m gonna make my Chel archetype a Cuzzie.

by Nick Bevvino Resistance January 6, 2020