vapid cooze

A person who is very boring and bland sexually. This typically applies to a woman who will not sleep with another man, and regardless of whether or not the woman is actually boring, it is effective as an insult. Literally, a "boring vagina."

That Edward Postma is a nice kid, but he's such a vapid cooze.

by Someonewholovesyou. May 10, 2011

memas cooz

A grandmothers vagina

Mr Noice: Give me that penski right now before I fist your memas cooz
Me: Chill nigga you always take it to far
Mr Noice: I fisted your pepas CHEESE.

Me: :(

by rip shaq December 13, 2018

cooze missile

Cooze is slang for wet horny pussy; vagina.

A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.

Barney: Have you met Tim? He's a total cooze missile.
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?

by CrystalBlonde69 April 29, 2012

cooze bag

used to describe someone who really pisses you off

dude you were being a major cooze bag last night

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Booze-Cooze

A vagina too dry to perform due to too much alcohol consumption. Busted inebriated pussy.

"Is it cool if I just blow you and then we sleep? I've got Booze-Cooze."

by MantaRay69 May 28, 2009

Cooze Dweller

One who dwells deep in the within the warm, moist, cooze

Man 1: Man I Blew my load in my Girlfriend yesterday and was a total Cooze Dweller.

Man 2: Damn dude is she still tight?

by Cooze Dweller September 12, 2009

Primordial Cooze

The very first vagina from which our world was birthed

Garrett's mom keeps hitting on me, but she's drunk, and frankly, I'm a bit scared of her primordial cooze

by Fuckin' McGuckin February 5, 2010