A person who is very boring and bland sexually. This typically applies to a woman who will not sleep with another man, and regardless of whether or not the woman is actually boring, it is effective as an insult. Literally, a "boring vagina."
That Edward Postma is a nice kid, but he's such a vapid cooze.
by Someonewholovesyou. May 10, 2011
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