Cracks Butt

A word to describe ones frustrations with an object or person. Especially if they had one or two drinks at a slot machine game.

*hits machine* *took all her money* “This cracks butt!”

by Rainswerds April 14, 2019

cracked butt

A butt so big you can see the crack out of the pants

My stepmom has a cracked butt

by Cute6cat June 27, 2017

crack butt

When an article of clothing or other item (toilet paper, food from the couch, etc.) is caught up in one's butt crack through suction alone, without the aid of a pants, underwear or pantyhose waistband. Not be confused with a wedgie, which is the seat or crotch of one's garments being caught up, no pun.

He stood up from the couch and had a potato chip crack butt.

by Being Super August 03, 2011

butt face crack master

a fat fuck who will fart so bad you have to leave the area.

guy#1- i have to fart man. *farts*
guy#2- awwww thats rank you butt face crack master!

by the1stikkia August 17, 2009

Butt crack

The line between your booty cheeks

My butt crack is itchy

by anonymous February 07, 2023

Butt-crack straggler

The hairs that migrate down your back and get stuck in your butt crack and prove uncomfortable to remove.

She pulled a single butt-crack straggler out from behind.

by ShotgunCharlieB February 14, 2018

MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.

I cast mend butt crack!

by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024