A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.
When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"
by TyrantDweller July 26, 2023
by potatomaster3301 June 3, 2020
A painful phenomenon where the bloodflow to a testicle is cut off due to the bloodstream to the testicle getting twisted which can lead to the testicle being amputated. it is also God's compensation for giving women periods
Someone: "Hey god, Isn't it unfair that women have to go through these painful periods every month?"
God: "Well, I guess to make it fair men will now live in fear of testicular torsion happening to them"
God: "Well, I guess to make it fair men will now live in fear of testicular torsion happening to them"
by hentailover696969 July 27, 2023
When a man's testicals become twisted, cutting off the flow of blood to the testicals. Prolonged testicular torsion can result in the death of the testical itself.
by hussad October 17, 2004
When the spermatic cord connecting your testes to your body is twisted; cutting off blood flow and resulting in excruciating pain, and if left untreated, testicular death.
Jack: “Oh... fuck man it feels like I’m gonna give birth to my ballsack”
Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion
Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion
by Zamperinio February 3, 2018
The result of twisting your testicle sack over and over and letting it spin back into place. Often extremely painful.
Tohn: Man, I don't feel so good
Jom: Why's that?
Tohn: I just got testicular torsion. I may never have children.
Jom: Why's that?
Tohn: I just got testicular torsion. I may never have children.
by AbsoluteBuffoonery May 26, 2021
Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Nonery October 28, 2023