The speech that results from a brain fart, which
simultaneously promotes inspiration, fascination, and complete confusion. Few people leave a
conversation with someone who suffers from ABF without saying, "Wow".
Most people go blank when experiencing a "Brain Fart" but some possess the
unbelievable ability to create sentences during this time. These sentences are known as "Audible Brain Farts."
Me: Hey Coach
Coach: Oh hey Nate, you ready to run this Saturday?
Me: Yeah, I think I'm-
Coach:
why don't you go home and get a warm one on
your belly.
Me: WOW, I think coach suffers from ABF(Audible
Brain Fart Disorder).