joker

While having sex, the woman says in her most cum hungry voice "go on my face". As his eyes close in euphoria and he busts his nut, she cups it in her hands. As soon as he opens his eyes, she chucks it all over his mouth (to resemble jokers scars) and starts laughing hysterically. When he looks at her all confused and angry, she says "why so serious?", then walks away.
(can also be used for men, but intended for women).

hey man, your dad called me last night, so i went over to his place and i gave him a joker ... hope we're still cool.

by tina karenina August 15, 2008

joker

someone that is or does something stupid. a mild insult.

"omg! did you see that joker!"

"what you lying for you joker!"

by triky July 28, 2006

Joker

A sexual act when as the male is ejaculating, he makes an extremely swift left to right movement(or right to left) across the female's mouth, creating a line of semen from cheek to cheek. Similar to the joker's wounds.

I've had sex with many animals, and one time I gave a girl a joker across her butt hole.

by Nay Nay August 18, 2008

The Joker

After having sex with a girl on her period, you slap your penis on each side of her cheeks next to her mouth. Thus creating a red joker face, while saying "Why so serious?".

After ejaculating far too soon and noticing the look of disgust on her face. I immediately pulled out my blood covered dick and slapped her on each side of her face, while asking "Why so serious?", And the Joker smiled.

by The Red Bulldog March 28, 2020

The joker

A very attractive psycopath appearing in the movie "The Dark Knight". Also a less hot psycho appearing in many other movies.

Boyfriend: Who should I be for Halloween?
Girlfriend: Be Heath Ledger's Joker.
Boyfriend: Why should I be the joker?
Girlfriend: Because he's super hot.

by psithurism July 26, 2016

no joker

When you go to the bathroom for a dump and know right away its gonna be a good one and you'll feel satisfied after. Very similar to when a hitter in baseball hits a long home run aka a no doubter

"Hey Rex hows your morning going?"
"Great man just took a no joker 20 minutes ago and am ready to take on the day"

by YourFriendJamal January 17, 2018

Joker

A fool who likes to drink nasty coffee

Annie Barker is a joker.

by me1385109581051051 March 8, 2010