Guilt Commercial 

A ridiculously long commercial in which it shows pictures of cats, dogs, etc behind fences or with sad looking faces in an attempt to get you to donate 19$ a month to their cause.

Another guilt commercial!? I am not donating 20$ a month to save the polar bears!

Guilt Commercial by An anonymous kitten January 21, 2022

Guilt wank 

The feeling of guilt when you have finished masturbating over an ugly person.
Also applying to masturbation over ugly pornographic material (e.g. fat woman).

When you are feeling seriously horny and you think it is acceptable to choose a random person to masturbate over. Either whilst looking at one of their photographs or texting/ chatting to them online. Only to realize shortly after you've exploded that they are fuck ugly, and you've just made the biggest mistake of your life. You have fallen victim to a 'guilt wank'.

Guilt wank by tommy13 April 9, 2011

guilt voodoo 

When someone acts or speaks in a way intending to cause you to feel guilty.

Don't even try to work that guilt voodoo on me.

guilt voodoo by FunGal_in_SoCal August 15, 2010

guilt gift 

1. A gift one gives that is motivated purely by guilt.

2. A substitute for saying, "I'm sorry." Most effective when used by single wealthy men over 40 on their girlfriends.

1. "Oh that's a very pretty necklace!"
"Thanks - it was a guilt gift. This one's for Vegas."

2. "Why didn't you call me back?"
"Here, have some <guilt gift> chocolate!"

guilt gift by covered in jewelry October 12, 2006

Guilt Fuck 

Having sex with your partner after being yelled at for not having sex with your partner.

So after I let her cool off I went up and guilt fucked the hell out of her the way she wanted. It was all good after that.

She was like, "Don't be all trying to guilt fuck me."

"GOD Damn, I hope that wasn't a guilt fuck."

Guilt Fuck by Brother Sunday November 5, 2012

Guilt Joint 

The joint you're smoking while your friends are trying to guilt you for partaking in their good weed.

Dust: Hey, I hope you're enjoying that expensive-ass weed I brought along that you've been smoking all day, bro.

Jerry (Wizard): (thinks to self) - Damn, I have been smoking this weed sack all day and haven't even said thanks. Shit. "Damn y'all, why you gotta make this a guilt joint?"

Guilt Joint by Beer-Battered January 1, 2009

guilt bang 

When a person "usually a Narcissist," mentions several of your friends who supposedly also agree with them, that your behavior is not appropriate behavior. It can also be called a "guilt-pile-on."

My sister, my therapist, and my best friend all agree, . . . going to a bar to play pool without your girl friend is not okay.

I can see you are trying to "guilt bang" me with your fabricated authority figures.

guilt bang by BeenHurtBefore February 24, 2014