Definitions by FunGal_in_SoCal

LPT 

Abbreviation for Life Pro Tip. Something everyone should know to make life better.

Soda is evil. LPT: drink water. It is free, no cal, and good for you.

LPT by FunGal_in_SoCal December 17, 2012

open net 

Used instead of 'open book' to indicate your life is open and available for others to peruse on the internet.

My everything is being publicized everywhere. Google has it all. Facebook has it all. The County Library has it all. My life is an open net.

open net by FunGal_in_SoCal July 15, 2011

titty teabagging 

When a woman drapes her boobs over a guy's face.

Female version of teabagging, but with titties instead of balls.

My male coworker was leaning back in his chair and our female customer walked up to him, took her breasts out of her top and laid them over his face. I think he was in shock from the titty teabagging he got. <true story>

titty teabagging by FunGal_in_SoCal March 20, 2011

cherubby

Shapely. Just enough fat to be filled out, but not overly puffed or bumpy....not quite chubby. Warm and inviting...like a cherub.

Comes from the words cherub and chubby.

pronounced CHAIR-rub-ee

online friend: so describe how you look
me: i have dark hair and green eyes and I am a little cherubby. You know.... not thin... enough fat to feel soft and warm to the touch.
online friend: well, then I am cherubby too.
me: Mmmmm..

cherubby by FunGal_in_SoCal February 26, 2011

fucking facebook 

Whenever facebook changes your settings without your knowledge, adds a new feature that changes the way you use your page, or otherwise does something to piss you off, you exclaim "fucking facebook"

I just noticed my privacy settings were changed...FUCKING FACEBOOK!

fucking facebook by FunGal_in_SoCal December 23, 2010

Cyber Suicide 

When one deletes an account on a website for which one has developed a persona and status due to a specific incident or a general feeling of pointlessness over time.

I got so frustrated with the asshats on insert website here that I commited cyber suicide and deleted my account.

Cyber Suicide by FunGal_in_SoCal September 6, 2010

guilt voodoo 

When someone acts or speaks in a way intending to cause you to feel guilty.

Don't even try to work that guilt voodoo on me.

guilt voodoo by FunGal_in_SoCal August 15, 2010