by Big Sniff November 23, 2021
1. A man/woman (whatever you're into) who beats their wife.
2. A kind of shirt worn by above said people.
2. A kind of shirt worn by above said people.
1. Jorge: Hey, Bill! How was your wife last night?
Bill: Yeah, she didn't want my big, hard cock last night. So I became a wife beater.
2. Can I borrow your wife beater, bro?
Nah, sorry, it's my life blood man. I gotta wear it for a certain occasion tonight.
Bill: Yeah, she didn't want my big, hard cock last night. So I became a wife beater.
2. Can I borrow your wife beater, bro?
Nah, sorry, it's my life blood man. I gotta wear it for a certain occasion tonight.
by BillyFriedCakes November 18, 2018
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by Bread beater June 3, 2021
Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.
Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."
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