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to text while pooping
Jessica: "Chris! what are you doing in there?!"
Chris:"im tooping!! go away!!"
tooping by Tamali's!! May 12, 2009
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tooting one's horn

Tooting one's horn refers to the act of inflating your ego through self praise of high regard.

Also referred to by gangstas as "bigging yourself up."
"Oh I say Winston is certainly tooting his horn after winning that game of polo."

"It certainly isn't a very charming attitude to be tooting one's horn after succeeding in fornicating a fine young lady."
When you are bawls deep in looking at Youtube vids at work. As if nothing matters in the world!!!
Boss: Can you bring me those TPS reports?
You: Fk off I'm toobing!!!
toobing by Jay229 November 17, 2014

Noob Toobing

In First-Person shooters, where a player (specifically a noob, hence "noob toobing") kills players using only grenade launchers, RPGs, Rocket launchers, or any other weapon considered cheap. While it is ok to do this once in a while, it considered just not right to do repeadedly.
"dude, stop noob toobing, it is retarded."
Noob Toobing by IKilledKenny72 February 7, 2010

todoling 

Yodeling for small, black dogs from Kansas.
Gee, Dorothy, your dog sure is todoling loud after you melted the Wicked Witch of the West!

Todolaaaaaaaaay-heeeeee-woooooooooof!

jay tooging 

the act of slipping into an elevatoog as the doors are closing. This is typically done by the top 5% who believe their time is worth more than everyone else's. Once you start, you can't stop; it's an addiction.
"Did I just see you jay tooging"
"I will not tolerate jay tooging in MY elevatoog! Get the f*ck out!"
"Hey, wanna go jay tooging?"
"Do you know why I pulled you over son?
Son: no
We have on your record 47 attempts of 1st degree jay tooging"
"Well blow me down skip, your a jay tooger!"
"Never thought I'd talk to a wanted jay tooger"
"I lost my jay tooging license, can I borrow yours?"
"What are you in for?

jay tooging"
jay tooging by anotherAlex154 November 12, 2018