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Reaching over the toaster 

Saying that you would go out of your way to do something for someone. If someone is struggling or you care deeply about someone, this is what to say.
P1: Hey...my mother hasnt been doing so well
P2: Tell me what she needs, I'll reach over the toaster for her.

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P1: What do you promise me?
P2: I will always be reaching over the toaster for you, even if you make me mad.

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P1: Why'd you two break up?
P2: I was sick of reaching over the toaster for her. All she did was keep begging for more. At that point, it wasn't reaching over the toaster, it was prison.
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The Poe Toaster 

The "Poe Toaster" is a mysterious figure that arrives at the location of Edgar Allan Poe's grave in Baltimore, every year. He or she has done this at the same time since 1949, early on the morning of his birthday, on January 19th. The "Poe Toaster", dressed in black, with a black overcoat and scarf around their face, enters the gates of the Westminster Hall and Burying Grounds, proceeds to Poe's grave and upon reaching it, toasts the grave with a half-bottle of cognac and leaves three blood-red roses.

Nobody has ever tried to talk to or interupt the figure that appears every year as a sign of respect both to Poe and to the "Poe Toaster", nobody knows who he/she is, but it is commonly thought it is simply a fan of Edgar's work. The "Poe Toaster" has often left messages behind on paper such as "Edgar, I haven't forgotten you" and in 2001 "The New York Giants. Darkness and decay and the big blue hold dominion over all. The Baltimore Ravens. A thousand injuries they will suffer. Edgar Allan Poe evermore."
If you don't belive in the Poe Toaster, go and see him for yourself on January 19th 2006!

The best toaster ever 

A toaster so great that it can toast the universe.
Dave: Hey want some toast?
David: Yeah sure.
Dave: OK well I'll just make some in the best toaster ever!

The Burnt Toaster

You eat a cheery toaster stroodle, right after you satisfy your plushy fettish while taking a shit
Gerard is so gay, he actually came up with "The Burnt Toaster"

the brave little toaster 

The Brave Little Toaster is an 80s animated movie that tells the story of five old appliances (a toaster, an electric blanket, a vacuum, a lamp, and a radio) on a quest to find Rob, their Master.
The film has four songs: "City of Light", "Like a B-Movie", "Cutting Edge", and "Worthless".

Although the film was well recieved by critics, some parents found several scenes in the movie too intense for younger viewers. In addition, parents also objected to a picture of a nude woman that was on screen for about a second. She has since been covered with a swimsuit.

This was the first animated film to be shown at Sundance Film Festival.

The movie has two sequels, "The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars" and "The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue".
I was eager to show my young cousin The Brave Little Toaster, but unfortunatly, I lost my copy.

the brave little toaster 

Most obscure Disney film ever, it's very scary and features a toaster getting massacred

Toaster in the womb 

When you put a poptart up a womens vagina so far she cums all over the pastry treat.
1. Yo dawg I’m about to finna pull a toaster in the womb.
2. Yo dawg this bitch needs a toaster in the womb.
3. Man: let’s have epic sex
Women: to make it even more epic how about you pull a toaster in the womb.