A pretty girl with curly black hair, and questionable mental stability. She has the ability to teleport and smack people with her impressive breats. She is unable to walk, she can only dance. She can't talk, either - only sing.
Obsessions include the book, The Little Prince, little girl bows, ridiculous music, bright and bold colors, and horses.
She also has an axe in her room.
She loves revenge. She is as dangerous as she is beautiful.
She often doesn't make sense when she talks.
Sometimes she talks to teapots.
Obsessions include the book, The Little Prince, little girl bows, ridiculous music, bright and bold colors, and horses.
She also has an axe in her room.
She loves revenge. She is as dangerous as she is beautiful.
She often doesn't make sense when she talks.
Sometimes she talks to teapots.
Something Samara might say:
"If everyone in the world was like me, they would be like, 'Oh I'm so sad! I'm so happy! I'm depressed! I'm going to kill myself! I'm going to eat this lion-puppy...' wait what?"
"If everyone in the world was like me, they would be like, 'Oh I'm so sad! I'm so happy! I'm depressed! I'm going to kill myself! I'm going to eat this lion-puppy...' wait what?"
by not samara August 22, 2008
Malevolent spirit in the form of a little girl with black hair hanging over her head. Samara comes for you after 7 days once you watch a cursed video. You proceed to die from terror. Note that the named little girl is connected with a well which she died in where the name for the film the ring comes from; the circle of light at the top of a well when it is closed or from the phone call you get after you watch the video. All this is from the movie the Ring which is based on a book by koji suzuki. Samara is mocked in the movie Scary movie 3.
Girl watches video.
Phone rings
"You will die in 7 days" in raspy voice, line goes dead.
Girl is scared but takes little notice.
In 7 days, Samara crawls out of her well on the tv and comes for the said girl. Samara crawls across the floor and we get to see her eye. The girl's face is distorted when she dies in a grotesque manner.
Newspaper headline: Teenage Girl Found Dead, Cause is Unknown
Phone rings
"You will die in 7 days" in raspy voice, line goes dead.
Girl is scared but takes little notice.
In 7 days, Samara crawls out of her well on the tv and comes for the said girl. Samara crawls across the floor and we get to see her eye. The girl's face is distorted when she dies in a grotesque manner.
Newspaper headline: Teenage Girl Found Dead, Cause is Unknown
by Rachel WD June 26, 2006
the girl from the ring who comes out of a tv and kills you after seven days since you watched the evil tape, she is one crazy ho.
by Jacky-boy September 24, 2005
1. adj. (a) occurring or done before the usual or proper time; too early. (b) too hasty.
2. v. adj. & n. - v. (1) tr. use to no purpose or for inadequate result or extravagantly. (2) Fail to use (esp. an opportunity).
3. adj. (of a person, attitude etc) aggressively assertive or presumtuous; over-bearing.
4. n. (a) the condition of being wrong in conduct or judgment, (b) a wrong opinion or judgment, (c) the amount by which something is incorrect or inaccurate in a calculation or measurement.
5. n. A contemptable or ineffectual person.
When all the component definitions are considered, "Samaras" becomes a very effective insult to be used in a variety of ways, conveying distaste with a person or their actions. Originating from footballer Giorgios Samaras' unfailing abilty to bring mockery and ridicule upon himself through arrogance, waste, and self-absorption.
2. v. adj. & n. - v. (1) tr. use to no purpose or for inadequate result or extravagantly. (2) Fail to use (esp. an opportunity).
3. adj. (of a person, attitude etc) aggressively assertive or presumtuous; over-bearing.
4. n. (a) the condition of being wrong in conduct or judgment, (b) a wrong opinion or judgment, (c) the amount by which something is incorrect or inaccurate in a calculation or measurement.
5. n. A contemptable or ineffectual person.
When all the component definitions are considered, "Samaras" becomes a very effective insult to be used in a variety of ways, conveying distaste with a person or their actions. Originating from footballer Giorgios Samaras' unfailing abilty to bring mockery and ridicule upon himself through arrogance, waste, and self-absorption.
"You Samaras of a man" - use when you witness someone who has made an arse of themselves, in a variety of situations, not neccessarily football related. They may have, perhaps, leapt from their chair to celebrate an event that immediately becomes clear has not actually occurred.
"You've Samarased that mate" - use when someone has made any kind of error- eg, spilling an entire pint on themselves, or falling on their face - breaking their own nose, while returning from the disco.
"You've made a Samaras of yourself there" - Samaras simply substitutes for many pejoratives, such as "twat", "arse", "tool", "wanker", "tube", "fuckwit", "silly-billy", etc.
"You've Samarased that mate" - use when someone has made any kind of error- eg, spilling an entire pint on themselves, or falling on their face - breaking their own nose, while returning from the disco.
"You've made a Samaras of yourself there" - Samaras simply substitutes for many pejoratives, such as "twat", "arse", "tool", "wanker", "tube", "fuckwit", "silly-billy", etc.
by Flourescent Tony November 8, 2009
Once a sweet little girl with psychic powers beyond her control who never intended to hurt anyone, but her mistreatment at the hands of her parents, especially her father, led her to become an angry person over her life. Then she was shoved down the well, and tried desperately to escape. She never escaped and died. Naturally, she was enraged at her awful mistreatment, so she decided to lash out at everyone.
Samara created the curse video to make sure that she is heard by everybody. If they don't pass on her story, they die at the hands of a blind-with-rage Samara who scares them to death.
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