When you meet a woman from a social dating site and you’ve been catfishedto the point where large amounts of alcohol are needed to sleep with the pig
“I was expecting a beauty, I got a pig and as the Sauvignon blanc flowed she became my swine”
Rob “how’s it going with the swine”
Frank “shit hot mate, we went for a walk in the woods last week after a glass of wine and the bastard found me truffles”