sucks to be you means that somewhere on earth theres a sheep poking an unconcious monkey with a banana, literally sucking to be you.
by abdu June 15, 2004
by Jake June 17, 2004
Often used in meaning you have created the situation yourself and you should suffer for it for your own stupidity. Conservatives love to use it and imply it's a lack of 'personal responsibility' for the person under going the hardship or bad situation. It can also tie into darwinism and the idea it's survival of the most fit or having the most prepared minds.
A guy tells a woman online that he got divorced and now has to pay child support. She says, it's your own fault for not getting to know her better and it sucks to be you!
by hongestguy87110 August 2, 2009
Life sucks , then you die.But first life rapes you up the ass and slits your throat and leaves you to die.Then a gang comes along and beats the fuck out of you and takes your wallet.Then you get ran over repeatedly by a garbage truck.Then liberals tell you to be more sensitive.And then , if your lucky , you die.
by broken down March 4, 2007
Example I-
Person 1: "Man...why is everything so complicated and difficult?"
Person 2: "No one knows man....all we know is life sucks and then you die. That and 42."
Example II- (subtle version)
Person 1: "This is effing retarded!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, you'll die sooner or later."
Person 1: "Man...why is everything so complicated and difficult?"
Person 2: "No one knows man....all we know is life sucks and then you die. That and 42."
Example II- (subtle version)
Person 1: "This is effing retarded!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, you'll die sooner or later."
by lukewarmocha October 7, 2010
similar to fake it 'til you make it; the art of brown nosing, ass kissing, cozying up to and plain out and out sycophanting some one or some group until you score that desired prize, achieve that goal, realize that golden dream.
I so badly wanted to attend Harvard University that I got the Ivy League Directory, looked up Harvard grads living in my area, called several of them up, sweet talked my way into the life of the one most easily flattered by my egregious flattery, wined and dined him, ran all sorts of errands, and became, in effect, his kept boy. Upon his connections and letter of recommendation, I gained admission - whereupon I dropped his ass and never saw him again. Suck it 'til you fuck it !
by Virgin Suicides July 16, 2017
by Pizza_&_Icecream May 1, 2016