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Space Docking 

The act of being a Space Docker. To shit in a condom and place within a freezer. After freezing overnight insert the solified dump up your loved ones rusty bullet hole.

Predominatly space docking is a past-time of the gays in the south of England. Completely unheard of in the north where more hetrosexual activity is the norm.
'Dave are you sure it is normal to put frozen shit in a rubber johnny up my arse?'

'Yes Jim, it's called space docking. Now get here and prepare to be boarded'
Space Docking by Dazza2003 August 8, 2006

Space Docking 

When a man inserts his "junk" into a woman's ass (junk), then exits and starts having missionary sex after the residue from inside the woman's butt (poop) is left on the man's penis.

"When a space ship enters a dock, or dock "2" (The Butt (Taking a #2 refers to taking a dump; hence "dock 2")), but then re-docks into sector 1 (The Vagina), in result, leaving her with a high risk of getting a kidney infection or any other related venereal disease."
Ex: "Space Docking"

Jim: Dude Sally was all over you last night. Where did you go?
Me: We went to pound town! She was wasted so I gave it to her from behind, then she turned over and I started f***in her p**sy.

Jim: You space docked her?
Me: I don't know, but she said she's been sick all day.
Jim: At least you're not obligated to hang out with her now.
Me: She's a homie-hopper, she had it coming.
Space Docking by kushnpuss April 30, 2013

space docking 

When one man has a circumcised penis and the other man has an uncircumcised penis, the men go tip to tip and the uncircumcised man rolls the "hood" over the other man's head.
Last night I met this really hot dude, but he wasn't circumcised. I was scared at first, then when we were tip to tip he warmed my head with his hood and introduced me to space docking. It was so hott.
space docking by Kap'n Kronque November 16, 2009

space docking 

Ancient art of poo lollipop making.First associated with the Knights of the Brown Circle.If a game of nibb-jousting could not be decided, then the two protagonists would settle the duel by shitting into a pigs bladder, and then using ice to freeze the bladder before seeing who could insert the recepticle furthest up the other's arse.
"Verily Tarquin Cockman,have at you Sire,and brace thyself whilst i thrust my shit filled bladder deep into thine brown cave"
"Avast Marco Lockoss!Forsooth i have a similar item to thrust manfully into thine dirty back passage!"
space docking by Dr Lokoss July 2, 2004

space docking 

The act of using a section of tubing to defecate into someone elses (usually that of a sexual partner) rectum.
Dude, that was some wicked space docking we did last night

space docking 

When the situation presents itself of two guys one girl and only one condom. The first guy goes in and performs on the girl and then he comes out and touches tip to tip with the other guy and gently rolls the condom off of his penis onto the other guys penis and then the second guy goes in to perform with the girl.
space docking by q-ball98 December 9, 2008