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roffledrive 

refering to extrapolations of ROFFLECOPTER
10:52:57 >> Best song lyrics ever :-
10:53:24 >> what do you get when you kiss a guy...you get enough germs to catch pneumonia
10:53:38 >> and when you do he'll never phone ya!
10:53:46 << ROFL
10:53:47 >> ROFFLECOPTER
10:54:02 << Rofflejet!
10:54:13 >> ROFFLEROCKET
10:54:22 << rofflestarcruiser!
10:54:28 >> ROFFLEWARPDRIVE!
10:54:40 << Rofflelightdrive!
10:54:43 >> lol
10:54:49 << lol
10:54:52 >> ROFFLEQUANTUMDRIVE!
10:55:20 << ROFFLEblackholedrive!
....
11:21:17 << rofflewankdrive!
11:21:21 >> LOL
11:21:37 >> ROFFLEINFINITYDRIVE!
11:21:43 << innit
11:21:46 >> Hitchikers fTW
11:21:47 >> :D
11:21:58 << i kinda covered that with blackholedrive though
11:22:03 >> pfft
11:22:06 >> :P
11:22:13 << couldn't remember the word infinity!
11:22:21 >> I covered it with quantum drive
11:22:22 >> :P
11:22:33 << nah a quantum drive's a timedrive
11:22:47 >> nah a quantum singularity
11:22:50 >> is a black hole
11:22:51 >> :P
11:23:10 >> plageurist!
11:23:12 << but you didn't say singularity drive!
11:23:22 >> :P
11:27:18 >> rofl
11:26:03 << stfu i'm trying to copy/paste here
11:26:08 >> ?
11:26:16 >> lol
11:26:19 >> :x
11:27:39 << sorted
11:27:51 << edit is loving the roffledrives...
roffledrive by ttransfer February 11, 2008
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Rofflecopter 

2. A newbie, somebody who says Lol! Omg! Wtf? ASL? ect.... on a message forum.

3. The protector of M n' Ms. It is Rofflecopter's goal to deliver the M n' Ms to the masses of the world.
Like Omg! Lol! Lol! I'm a newbie! Lol! Lol! I'm gonna get your M n' Ms! Lol! Omg!
Rofflecopter by InsaneFox December 10, 2004

ruffled pumpkin cream pie 

When you’re having sexual intercourse with a basic white girl sporting Ugg’s in august and she is deepthroating a pumpkin spice latte and as she cums she screams “hobby lobby!”
I was with heather the other night..givin her the ol ruffled pumpkin cream pie…and when it was over she called her mom and then tweeted about it..basic

rofflecake 

What you get when you mix rolling on the floor laughing and eating pancakes.
Guy 1: Yeah for breakfast I had rofflecakes.

Guy 2: Sweet
rofflecake by Fnovd April 25, 2006

roffle mayo 

A special kind of mayonnaise designed just for roffles. You can decide for yourself whether it is actually mayonnaise or something more... sinister.
Person one: ROFFLE MAYO! Gimme some of that ;)
roffle mayo by in_the_depths July 19, 2007
what scooby doo has for breakfast
"Raggy ri rant rome roffles"
roffles by Alicia Summer July 26, 2005
A rare but fun sexual favor in which one person sits on a waffle iron (on or off depending on preference) long enough to get waffle marks on their ass cheeks. After this anywhere from one to five guys beat off on the person's "waffle ass", making what looks like an ass waffle with jizz syrup. Hence, the roffle.
Matt is happy because his girlfriend's flabby ass is perfect for the roffle.
roffle by Helman May 3, 2005