quaff 

quite simply a fanny fart

when a girl shoves beans up her anus, chemicals from them seep into the pelvic reigion and she amitts a high pitched rasberry called a quaff

quaff by owler May 27, 2009

quaff 

Male queef; dick fart

Dude, it smells like a rank quaff.

quaff by Andy Power May 16, 2005

Quaff 

Is also slang for a person, who at first may appear to be stupid and foolish. In reality they are perceptive and cautious.

The quaff looks like a bum.

Quaff by Quaffmaster November 12, 2009

quaff 

Literally, a queef from the female rectum; similar to a fart, but less amusing. Figuratively, and much more common, continual and uninteresting chatter.

Oh man, she just quaffed for the whole evening.

quaff by greg February 10, 2005

quaff 

A type of fart that comes out of the penis hole.

Man: God Seth did you here that?
Seth: Sorry man I just quaffed myself.

quaff by kandk August 10, 2006

Quaff 

The ugly brown burnt pieces in a pack of Chick-fil-a fries

"Ew, i got so many quaff fries in my container!"
chick-fil-a chickfila fries burnt burnt fries

Quaff by daisydoodooadallop June 10, 2016

quaff 

adjective- describes manorism or actions that may be classified as homosexual in nature.

"Dont walk like that, thats quaff"

"stop looking at Nicks butt, ben, you quaff little boy"

quaff by Ryan Atkinson April 19, 2005