Jewish, dick sucking, asshole, Greek, whom never answers their phone, and is an incompetent douche. Also a person with a tendency to make your life shittier.
You fucking quaff!
by michaelhunterrr July 10, 2012
Get the Quaffmug. Pronounced (kwoff) - A kweef that is done by a somewhat manly lady. Perhaps a gym teacher, or your Aunt Ron.
When Ms. Manner, our P.E teacher got up from the benches we heard a large quaff rumble from her frontal low.
by Leanna Burns January 06, 2009
Get the Quaffmug. The very rare occurance of air escaping the shaft of the penis making a noise similar to a "fart". Often times when one Quaffs, it is during sexual intercourse after still "doing it" even after one has ejaculated.
by Pootie October 05, 2003
Get the Quaffmug. by PJ Poacher July 27, 2009
Get the Quaffmug. Quaff is the opposite of "Quiff"... instead of a pussy fart coming out, it would go the opposite way "sucking in".
by Juggalicious March 19, 2010
Get the Quaffmug. Quaff holds the exact same meaning as the word "Cunt", but seeing as the use of this word is commonly thought of as completely unacceptable language at any social level; quaff is used. It bestows the same feeling unto the persons it is used upon without the following complaints of the language used.
by Big Andy D April 07, 2005
Get the Quaffmug. Is also slang for a person, who at first may appear to be stupid and foolish. In reality they are perceptive and cautious.
The quaff looks like a bum.
by Quaffmaster November 12, 2009
Get the Quaffmug.