doughnut puncher

Sexual slang for a homosexual male referring to the practice of anal sex(e.g. the anus being the doughnut and the penis being the puncher)

Elton John is a doughnut puncher.

by asdflkasdjf April 18, 2006

cone puncher

someone who smokes a lot of bongs

Originated from Error37's "Captain Cone Puncher"

chick on tinder: this guy's job on tinder says "full time cone puncher" what does that mean???

me, an intellectual: it means you should swipe right, my man

by retr0w0 August 07, 2018

porker puncher

Synonym to chubby chaser. One who actively seeks and attempts coitus with large women.

Holy crap!! Did you see that girl Chris brought home? Yeah, she was huge, I had no idea he was a porker puncher.

by Hop-a-long July 27, 2010

Parrot Puncher

To prove someone wrong in a smug and undignified manner. Usually in a public environment or work place.

Robert is a parrot puncher for proving Harrison wrong.

by Miserableyounggit January 17, 2012

dung puncher

Same as a turd-pusher or uphill gardener. A man that likes to put his willy up another man's anus. Ugh.

Look at that Michael Barrymore- another bloody dung puncher.

by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

Puncher's Chance

term used in boxing to describe something that has a slight chance of happening

I thought i had a puncher's chance of going out with her even though she's the hottest girl in school.

by Scott Delhommer April 27, 2008

kitty puncher

(noun) Slang term for a lesbian. Can also be used as a verb "to punch kitty"

Bob: "Your sister sure does wear a lot of plaid flannel shirts and trucker hats. And her breath always smells like three day old tuna."

Jim: "Yeah, I think she's a kitty puncher."

by K 3 June 25, 2008