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Shamelessly Self Promoting 

When an urbanetizen constantly tries to move his product through every forum available to him.
Jason E. Lee has been shamelessly self promoting his new book "Visions of the Unknown."

pornposing 

to pornpose: the act of delaying one's business by watching porn movies.
- Damn I was supposed to send those 3 applications today...
- How come you didn't?
- I thought I'd first check out for any new vids on bookkake*.
- You do that all the time. You should stop pornposing your work.

*fetish site for paper lovers
pornposing by lessloud June 14, 2010

Prokoping 

the art of severely gesturing one's hands while talking and/or sleeping during class, even though you get plenty of sleep
Hey Ben, look at Mitch! He is really prokoping during math class.
Prokoping by felipajuanes May 14, 2013

protosong 

Noun. In music a “protosong” is an early version of a song. As opposed to the traditional "demo version,” a protosong is less a demonstration of a already composed song and more the seed that grows into a particular track.
I was listening to the protosong of The Stooges' "I Wanna Be Your Dog." It had the riff and chord progression, and Iggy yelped the chorus; still, you could hear all the basics.
protosong by Sam_R. July 18, 2022

Promising Mc Creator 

(noun) A person who plays a game called 'Minecraft' to an audience, gains lots of traction, gaining lots of subs fast, just to throw it all away by doing something bad i.e grooming a minor. They are then forced off the internet, when a new person will take their place, repeating the exact same actions.
-Dude! Did you see that Insert Content Creator Name just got cancelled on Twitter.com for grooming 10 minors, forcing dogs to edit for him and litter.
-Typical Promising Mc Creator moment. Can't wait for the next one.
-Btw I ate your cat.

Penis-Propping 

Propping up the flaccid penis of an unconcious male, using such objects as popsicle sticks and medical tape, so as to have sex with said unconcious male
Jonny B. was penis-propped in his sleep, but woke up horrified in the middle of the act.