Plopper stopper]-laying down sheets of toilet
paper on the surface of the toilet
water to arrest the backsplash on your
ass.
Ever had to use a toilet at a not so clean rest stop. You don't wanna sit down and with the added elevation above the
water you dread the caca
water splash from the
poop plop. Just lay down ample sheets of toilet paper on the surface the water to break the fall. That's a plopper stopper.
"Hey bro, that toilet was nasty. I put down a plopper stopper for sure."
"If you're going to use that restroom, I'd put down a plopper stopper."