Double Muted 

When you come up with a brilliant idea during your conference call only to find out, that after 5 minutes of speaking nobody heard a word because you were muted in-app

"So guys I'm going for lunch. Also, Jeff, I can see you are trying to talk, but we can’t hear you. Maybe you are double muted? Try to check your settings. Cya."

Double Muted by Rare Crew July 8, 2020

Iron Mule 

The armpit of orange county. A bar where you can drink hard, throw dice, smoke cigs, play cards, and dilly gaf all night and day.

Lets go to the Iron Mule tonight for some beers and a game of three man!

Iron Mule by passtheblee December 16, 2008

Muleshoe 

The act of receiving something valuable from another person who worked very hard to improve or repair it, promising to treat the thing well, then treating it shabbily and tossing it aside.

“I gave that antique sewing machine I restored to my cousin because he said he’d take care of it for me. Then he turned around and pawned it a week later. I don’t understand why he would Muleshoe me like that.”

Muleshoe by anonymous December 2, 2021

going to meet the mule 

getting ready for/leaving to go to work; bitching about having to go to your job

I'm going to meet the mule. Gonna follow that mule all day long, staring at its butt

going to meet the mule by gravyloaf October 23, 2007

Mule Slap 

Similar to a "Donkey Punch" but done during oral sex. While receiving oral sex from your partner slap your thighs together as hard as you can with their head right in between them. Make it count and try and do it right before you orgasm for that "little extra" as they clench up around your genitals. Best done while laying down on your back and your feet flat on the bed or surface you are laying on to give you optimal slapping power.

"I was going down on my girlfriend last night and she totally mule slapped me right when she was about to cum and made my ears ring."

Mule Slap by cpdcrsdr August 15, 2009

Muldowney 

Petite young woman with dark hair and freckles who has a twin brother, tall, fat, and blonde. Possibly a changeling! Loves to wear plaid skirts in high school, but matures to silky lingerie, which by the time she takes it all off makes you forget any and all previous articles of clothing she might have been wearing. Mesmerizingly facile. Often goes by two names which rhyme, but are never used simultaneously.

A) Facile?
B) Not really.
A) Muldowney?
B) Doesn't rhyme!

Muldowney by Petrovski2775 November 6, 2013

Whoopin the Mule

An act of manual stimulation or masturbation performed by a male, in which the penis is stroked with a harsh, lashing motion. Often performed either early in the morning or late evening in the summer months.

Ricky, the lasagna will get cold honey if you don't get in here and eat. Sorry mom I've been upstairs whoopin the mule.

Whoopin the Mule by cactusjuice53 February 27, 2009