ming 

A replacement word for marijuana. Usually used when a parent or someone of authority is around and is often personified as a friend.

"Hello Robby, where have you and Dirk been all day?"
"Oh hi Mrs. Johnson, uuh...Dirk and I were just chillin with Ming."
"Ming? Who is that? I don't think I've ever met Ming."
"Haha, well he's a VERY good acquaintance of ours, I'm sure at some point you must have met him (coughcoughlikeincollegecoughcough)."
"I'm sorry what was that dear? Did you say something?"
"Oh, no ma'am I didn't, just got something caught in my throat. Anyway Dirk and Ming are waiting outside. We're gonna go for a walk. I just came in to grab a snack to bring with us."
"Ok dear, you three have fun!"
"Thanks Mrs. Johnson."

ming by tenfouroverandout July 14, 2005

Ming 

a humongee headed statue wit a small brain and a small dong.

ur so ming, cuz ur dong is so small

Ming by banga brotha August 6, 2003

ming 

someone who is minging is ugly...

"oh my god..that dude is ming the merciless....as in mercilessly minging!!"

ming by Bunz September 14, 2003

ming 

the sound or act of a male moving his body forward and back, so that the penis and scrotum come in contact with the gooch and the happy path repeatedly.

Dan and Joe had a contest to see who could ming the loudest.

ming by Zachary Johnson June 30, 2008

Ming 

A complete dumbass in D.M.C.I. who thinks hez so good at everything....He smells like crap and seems to be in love with Hanna and Esther...who both rejected him...Acts extremely gay.

Ming: If i was a girl, would u go out with me?
Dimitri: WTF!!!

Ming: Esther, do u like me?
Esther (Faints)

Ming: I LOVE MEN

Ming by The seeker of truth December 28, 2005

ming 

To move very rapidly, with great speed.

Derived from the sound a 125cc (or smaller) motorbike makes when you fully open the throttle - thus precipitating rapid acceleration followed by the sensation of great speed or ming(age).

Holy shit, that guy was minging it through town.

I minged it to work this morning because I'd get my ass kicked if I was late again.

Sorry but I've got to ming it, let's do lunch some time.

I was minging it until the goddamn 5-0 photographed my ass from on the motorway bridge.

ming by h00bie July 20, 2010

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ming generally describes someone who is a loser and into books and all things acedemic( goes to after school science and maths lessons ect just for fun) more than likely wears glasses, has greasy hair and spots and tucks in t-shirts ect

"OMG you bad ming stop reading the dictionary"

ming by B Hughes February 22, 2008