Listener 

Someone who constantly listening to other peoples problems, we can listen give advice and comfort the talkers. we never get asked how we are because *listeners don't have problems*

"Have you spoken to lucy ?"

" yh, she is such a good listener "

" did u ask how she was ? "

" no, she doesn't have any problems"

Listener by Always_284 February 27, 2021

Billie ilish listener 

Normally a depressed 11 year old with a sad bard Simpson profile picture on instagram tiktok or other social media’s

Person 1:Hello what’s your Favourite music artist?
Person 2: Billie ilish

Person 1:fuck off Billie ilish listener

Billie ilish listener by Daniel the smart boy November 6, 2020

listener 

To listen to a person(s) use the toilet.

I went to the toilet only to find Lei was listening.

listener by Chris December 20, 2004

Instant Listener 

Someone who claims to be a die hard fan of a music artist once one of their singles gets popular to seem cool when they actually greatly dislike said artist.

Girl: Omg I love this band! Their my favorite!

Man: Didn't you just tell me you hate these guys?

Girl: Ya but that was last week before I heard their new hit song!

Man: Man your such an Instant Listener...

Instant Listener by Nick Corn February 24, 2009

Weezer listener 

A white men, usually American. Who enjoys listening to Weezer. Weezer fans tend to be really lonely individuals. Who get no bitches.

Person 1: Bro let’s listen to Weezer
Person 2: Mathew wtf I’m not a Weezer listener

Weezer listener by I commited genocide twice! March 14, 2023

active listener 

One who pretends to act like they are listening to what you are saying to them while they are actually just thinking of a response. These bastards have to follow every single clause that comes out of your mouth with something to the effect of: "Oh Yeah?" "Ahhhhhh" "Oh Alright" "I see" or one from the plethora of others.

I am really sick of the active listeners in this office. He knows exactly what you mean before you even say it... apparently.

active listener by sp25 June 20, 2008

Switch listener 

A person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.

Noun

1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”

2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener

Switch listener by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011