Lard

What Grizz's mom was made with.

Grizz: Shortcake... Is that made with lard?

Master Phinnaeus: ...Your mom's made with lard.

by Master Phinnaeus March 26, 2005

Lard

See Also - Mcdonalds

"I'm gonna go get me a lard"

by Therapist_ July 26, 2005

Lard

1.Sustenance.

2. A quantity of food (or drink) which may contain caffeine or carbohydrate. It will serve to keep a man on his feet & keep him able to complete the working day.

"If I don't get a cup of lard in me then I will probably die".

"Lard on". (Usually proclaimed upon arriving home after work).

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by Stuey Atrium December 3, 2003

Lard-on

The feeling you have when aroused by food; a play on words of "hard-on".

"Dude, this cake is giving me a massive lard-on"

by Bekabek February 14, 2012

lard brain

When you eat too much meat at hotpot and the pork fat controls your mind.

Max had lard brain after hotpot, now he's tripping all over the walls.

by moisttowlettes September 26, 2019

piggly lard

someone who is fat and lazy like a pig.

andrew is such a piggly lard! all he does is eat and cry 😂😂

by chrustixd August 28, 2020

lard off

A public argument between two fat people

Look at those two having a lard off in the street.

by iwys July 24, 2007