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foot in the wrong place 

When you touch a nerve in a conversation..
You say something innocently but it ends up pissing them off.
M:Hey..how's the situation your ex coming up?😈
Shi:Are you fucking kidding me?🤨
M:Sorry...foot in the wrong place✋🏼
Shi:Next time am gonna fucking kill you🤨🤨🤨
foot in the wrong place by vndegwa December 28, 2018

Your In the Wrong place 

Missed a funny or bizarre situation or event that you wish someone had witnessed
It's so funny, you should be here - your in the wrong place

Fire In The Fire Place

To light ones dick on fire and insert it into a woman's extremities
"Man let's put a dick on fire and insert it into a woman's extremities "

"Oh, you mean a fire in the fire place"

stay in a bitch place 

When a girl is talking out of line, you put her back in her place by smacking some sense into her and telling her to “stay in a bitch place!”
Brad: And then dude, Corey passed the ball to the wrong person, cause us to lose the game.

Brad’s girl: Wow, that’s such a dumb move.

Brad: *Smacks some sense into her* SHUT UP WHORE! I wasn’t talking to you, stay in a bitch place!
stay in a bitch place by Jxrdn November 13, 2023

You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place 

You wouldn't have believed me if I didn't made a show of it.
Hym "And if I am in 'the lottery' then what else is there for me to do here otherwise that curse you and you crotch gremlins? It isn't both. It's the one that I'm saying. You are and were doing a 'the lottery' to me. And you aren't accosted by me. You act like I fucked a retard instead of you. And to that other bitch, you lost the second you took a puff of your faggy little spliff, looked over at your mentally retarded friend and said 'shhh. Don't say anything about Hym.' That isn't you being accosted. You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place

Calgary was a great place to grow up in the 60s and 70s 

I was born in Calgary and was raised just outside of it. Not to bore the shit out of anyone, but living outside of it for 40 + years was more than I could personally stand. I actually am the "real Deal", rodeoing for 23 years and working in practically all fields of employment. It is a town full of pretentious wanna-be's that once a year form a gigantic 8 foot deep screw-fest called the Stampede. I entered it twice and can say without a doubt that lethbridge even has a better show. They say that line about the best form of flattery, but that town go's so far past the point it is unbearable to contestants, so 90% don't even stick around long enough to eat. I believe the best thing I have done is move 2 hours further away from that puss-factory with plans of even getting further out. Acreages get bought up by lawn mowing oil idiots and nice places in town are meth labs. Sound a little sour? Take a good look around you while your in town and then try to find some silence out of town. If your not from here, heed my words. In the 60s and 70s, It was good, from a kids point of view. but rest assured, Calgary sucks.
Calgary was a great place to grow up in the 60s and 70s.