A dumb broad doing a donkey or horse show.....lets the animal ejacutlate in her mouth, the load of cum being so extreme, she cant take it all down, and it explodes all over her face, creating a mask!
by nubvr6t April 28, 2007
by billbo August 11, 2007
When a woman sits on your face for so long that the pussy juice begins to harden on your face and you are able to peel it off.
Matt: “bro what’s on your face.” Brendan: “I just got done hanging out with Anna and she sat on my face for so long that I got a Cosmic Rust Face Mask!” Matt: “bro that’s awesome, I’ve always wanted one!”
by Schmittledick April 24, 2023
by Im just here to Partay March 15, 2016
When a 44+ year old man uses his stretch marks to cover his crippled misanthropic friend's nose and mouth holes, but leaves a snorkel made of rusty beer cans within arm's reach, for breathing or sex stuff
Man, I was hanging out with Chad today and he really gave Cyrus the ol' stevens point face mask last week; he was walking with a limp, still, so clearly Cy chose life.
by Wise_comment June 1, 2021
you first need to find a bunch of pupes.then a wiling parter (your wasted friend). a person who need to take a shit and a piss. first you take some shit(human or dog)and rub it on thier chin then get a cup of warm piss and glaze it on their face.then get get the hair and put it on thier chin with the shit and pis to make it stick.
by brick layer January 27, 2007
kthx its when u shoot over 3 people and they aint shit miss shit dirty spics and it goes in pussy (*O*)
by Xelent December 28, 2004