As of 2006, an extremely unintelligent, very large, round 26 year old male residing in Northeastern Pennsylvania who may very well hold the record for the world's smallest penis. Cy is very unattractive, unkempt, unwashed, poorly spoken, and extremely slothlike. Even his own penis is known to retract, abnormally, into his own body in order to hide from his hideous outer form.
Still living with his parents, Cy is very lazy and does nothing for himself, expecting the world to be handed to him on a silver platter while he, himself, gets fatter. Cy has never held a job, refuses to be active, and stews in his own self-pity (as well as his filth) for months at a time. Cy, unfortunately, will never become independant, as he is simply too lazy to do anything to make his life less stagnant. Cy has no respect for women, therefore having no respect for himself, and henceforth gaining no respect from others, merely expanding in size, moping continually about his lonliness that only he, himself, creates.
Cy prides himself on his poor taste of women: the large variety with hideous facial features, poor intelligence, vast desperation, and abnormal amounts body hair. These women usually have children, which draws Cy nearer, due to Cy's inability to conceive due to his hideous outer appearance and lack of penile length to actually reach anyw... |
