office espresso

That last cup of coffee left in the office pot at 4:30 in the afternoon, you know, the one that's been cooking down all day until it's thick as molasses, burned, and dirty like 10,000-mile-old engine oil. Mmmm-mmmh.

Bob: That smells delightful. What is it, a vente americano from Starbucks?
Nancy: Nope, I just added some hot tap water to three fingers of office espresso.

office espresso by Harris Bergstein January 24, 2007

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Cleveland Double Espresso

The act of 2 gay men giving each other
hot coffeee enemas then having a nice enchanted tasters choice moment.

Freddy and Harold both enjoyed a nice steaming hot Cleveland Double Espresso in front of a warm fire playing a friendly game of chess.

Cleveland Double Espresso by streetwhiz April 26, 2009

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Sneaky Espresso

A sneaky espresso is when a barista or coffee maker puts poo, either human or animal, into a rude customer's coffee or hot beverage. Those well trained in executing the sneaky espresso can do so without the customer ever realising they are drinking shit.

"Man, how rude was that customer!"

"Don't worry, I took his latte out the back and gave him the old sneaky espresso!"

Sneaky Espresso by ChinChinMan November 14, 2011

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Depresso Espresso

A phrase brought to popularity by Malainey (not Tom). It is used to describe someone who is feeling depresso. It has the complete opposite affect of a regular espresso.

Jimmy has been a bit Depresso Espresso recently

Depresso Espresso by CarrotCuntCasey October 24, 2018