excue e moi s vo plai

This isn't in an ancient language... It is a derivitave of French, and would be understood as 'excuse me, if you please' in most Cajun or Creole dialects. It is the same type of 'language' used in the French West Indies where it combined with African languages and isn't any more than 400 years old. If you think that qualifies as ancient, you need to go back to high school.

(In Acadian Baritaria, etc.)
Person one: "Excue e moi s vo plai, vu vaiy un chose pour me faiy boi(re)?"
Person two: "Excuse-moi, s'il vous plait, je ne parle pas Creole."

(In Africa)
Person one: "Excue e moi s vo plai..."
Person two: "Sorry, I don't speak French and I have no idea why you think you are speaking African you ignorance-monger."

excue e moi s vo plai by laisse September 18, 2006

e-mount 

The total cost of buying something online once postage and packaging, insurance etc has been added to it

Curt : I bought a sick new tracky off the net from Hong Kong the other day, brand new, cheap as anythin mate!

Jack : Oh yeah what was the total E-mount?

e-mount by Jack Downes December 13, 2008

e-morse 

similar to buyer's remorse, the immediate sinking feeling felt after placing a bid for an item on ebay you realize you don't really want. usually followed by prayer for someone to outbid you before the auction ends.

Jim's e-morse was overwhelming after he bid $45 for the potato chip that looked like Richard Nixon.

e-morse by mondo270 October 16, 2009

e-mortality 

The state of being so prolific on the internet that your name will live forever.

Bubb Rubb attained e-mortality. But only in the morning.

e-mortality by spencewah July 8, 2011

e.m.o 

emo stands for eat me out and is usually used to describe someone who is worthy of being spread harder than butter on uncooked bread, however, this is usually mistaken for someone who dresses in all black and listens to music

'damn I wanna them to emo this cu-dussy'
'e.m.o daddi'

e.m.o by FRUITTHEIF January 20, 2022

E.M.O.T.I.C.T.I.A

E- eat
M- me
O- out
U- until
T- Till
I- I
C- can’t
T- take
I- it
A- anymore

“Omg hey girl my boyfriend just texted me E.M.O.T.I.C.T.I.A what does it mean??”

“Well, you feeling hungry rn?”

E.M.O.T.I.C.T.I.A by Lxcidyy July 26, 2023

E-Moment 

A moment worth remembering. A point of where it makes someone, usually a mentally handicapped person go: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-a"

Rated on a 1-10 scale.
1. being your socks get wet
10. your best friend is eaten by mountain lions in the woods.

Paul: My name paul
Your dumbass: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-a, fucin E-Moment.

E-Moment by Lumfaous October 15, 2019