This is the Singlish way of saying "Yes, I am very sure".
It is usually prefaced by the Singlish way of asking "Are you sure?", which is simply, "Confirm?"
Singaporeans usually either just say "Double confirm" or "Double confirm, chop stamp, guarantee". A chop is a stamp, as in an immigration stamp on your passport. So basically after you've said you are very sure by confirming twice, you stamp it (twice) and guarantee it so the other person knows you are VERY VERY sure.
It is usually prefaced by the Singlish way of asking "Are you sure?", which is simply, "Confirm?"
Singaporeans usually either just say "Double confirm" or "Double confirm, chop stamp, guarantee". A chop is a stamp, as in an immigration stamp on your passport. So basically after you've said you are very sure by confirming twice, you stamp it (twice) and guarantee it so the other person knows you are VERY VERY sure.
S1: "Wah, this is the best chicken rice stall in Singapore by far..."
S2: "Really? Confirm?"
S1: "Double confirm, chop, stamp guarantee!"
S2: "Really? Confirm?"
S1: "Double confirm, chop, stamp guarantee!"
by Dizzydee May 5, 2014
1: Look at my beautiful, triangular slice of pizza!
2: Illuminati confirmed! Get that shit away from me! 👺
2: Illuminati confirmed! Get that shit away from me! 👺
by C'est the one and ONLY..moi! January 23, 2016
the act of approaching a person shot and possibly only wounded and from close-range, shooting again, even repeatedly, to assure death.
Israel's High Court accepted the appeal of journalist Ilana Dayan. Dayan and Telad were ordered to pay the officer, knows as Captain R., NIS 300,000 for showing footage and airing audio tapes that suggested he had made a "kill confirmation" of 13-year-old Iman al-Hams near an IDF fortification in Rafah in the Gaza Strip in 2004.
by Shilonian February 11, 2012
by jawnlocked March 7, 2017
Something only the most Intelligent Men will decide to be. Does not mean that you are Gay, only means that you have decided that YOU will be in charge of your life and make all of the decisions in it, not some "Woman".
*Greg and Molly just got done doing the rumpy-bumpy and now Molly wants to have some Pillow Talk*
Molly: Greg, listen honey, we have been Dating for over a year now..I wanted to know...when are you going to propose to me?
Greg: *Chuckles* Never.
Molly: *Upset* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER?!?
Greg: *Cool, Calm and Collected* Umm, I meant never as in not-ever...get it now?
Molly: *Emotional* You don't love me? All I want you to be is my Slave--I mean Husband...
Greg: Well thats not going to happen, I'm a Confirmed Bachelor.
Molly: So that means your never going to let me tell you what to do...ever?
Greg: Pretty much...oh look at the time, its, umm, 3:30 in the morning...I have to go, uh, water my cat...
Molly: Okay, but call me later because we need to talk about this...
Greg: I'll see what I can do...
*Greg leaves and never talks to Molly again.
Molly: Greg, listen honey, we have been Dating for over a year now..I wanted to know...when are you going to propose to me?
Greg: *Chuckles* Never.
Molly: *Upset* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER?!?
Greg: *Cool, Calm and Collected* Umm, I meant never as in not-ever...get it now?
Molly: *Emotional* You don't love me? All I want you to be is my Slave--I mean Husband...
Greg: Well thats not going to happen, I'm a Confirmed Bachelor.
Molly: So that means your never going to let me tell you what to do...ever?
Greg: Pretty much...oh look at the time, its, umm, 3:30 in the morning...I have to go, uh, water my cat...
Molly: Okay, but call me later because we need to talk about this...
Greg: I'll see what I can do...
*Greg leaves and never talks to Molly again.
by StanTehMan January 19, 2010
by Aerolite March 11, 2004
A person who thinks they are good at optimizing their electronics, computers and other equipment, but suffer severely from confirmation bias. Bientists "buy into" ridiculous, half-baked and often overkill solutions usually out of a combination of impatience and arrogance. Rather than doing any verifiable research or empirical experimentation, they base their techniques on correlations, isolated incidents and things they read once on a forum, usually posted by other bientists. If a confirmation bientists finds another confirmation bientist with the same ideas, their ignorance is locked in for life. See also: bientist.
Any confirmation bientist will tell you that disabling all the services in Microsoft Windows and turning off automatic updates will make everything run better and faster with minimal internet lag.
by sinistlor November 13, 2009